Chuck Norris

[Pride]

They once tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper. Didn't work out, it wouldn't take shit from nobody.

[Jake]

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 30 minutes.

[Pride]

96% of girls have had sex with Chuck Norris. The other 4% are fat.

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

[Kevin]

When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'ed.

[Sad Panda]

The Dead Sea was formerly known as the Living Sea. Unfortunately, it met Chuck Norris.

Peace, love, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris salutes the American flag it blushes.

When asked of Chuck Norris' power level, Vegeta was unable to come up with an answer for no man nor machine is able to count past infinity.

Chuck Norris is the reason that there is only one airbender left.

Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

The movie "300" is actually the retelling of Chuck's time in the military.

Chuck Norris pushes the trigger.

Chuck Norris was born with 24 chromosomes instead of 23. The 24^th chromosome is where his roundhouse kicking ability derives from.