Short Jokes

[Sad Panda]

OMG, Collin, you found my long lost work!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

[Pride]

OMG, Collin, you found my long lost work!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

I lol'd.

[tarjeik]

All the kids name's was Robin, except Markus, his name was Daniel...

How do you see if you have an elephant in your closet? You open the closet

Fixed the double post. Next time just use the edit post button :). -Program

[Drunk Mario]

Don't double post,Tarjeik.

Also,

All the kids name's was Robin, except Markus, his name was Daniel...

That doesn't make sense If "Markus" wasn't named Robin, but what's his name then? Markus or Daniel?  :-X

[tarjeik]

Drunk Mario. That's the point!:D no meaning at all. Sorry for double post. Wont happen again :)

[Sad Panda]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

[Drunk Mario]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator*

At least spell it right. ;)

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

[Sad Panda]

How did the Mexican get into the country?

He got all the right papers, took the test, and walked into the USA as a new man hoping to support his family in Mexico that he had to leave for them to survive. Very touching to be honest.

[Drunk Mario]

What did the pedophile say to the little girl?

"I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

WARNING: I am posting an amazing one after the next post. ::)

[Sad Panda]

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One unless she is too short. If that is the case she may need help holding up the ladder so she won't fall, or she might even be the one holding the ladder at that point because her height is already unreliable and they might end up needing a taller ladder.

[Drunk Mario]

My favorite:

What the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag?

One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion.

Second favorite probably:

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people
santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

/Win

[Sad Panda]

Neither of those are anti-jokes, lol.... Especially the second one. Not even close. p=

Sticky resquest?

[Drunk Mario]

Neither of those are anti-jokes, lol.... Especially the second one. Not even close. p=

Sticky resquest?

They were on an Anti-Jokes site, So I don't care. ;)

[Sad Panda]

Lol, look at the final few pages. Like two of those on the final pages are actual anti-jokes.

[Drunk Mario]

Well then, Turn this into just like a General joke topic and get it stickied. ::)I got mine from Anti-Joke websites so..

/Unreliable