Short Jokes

[Yoho]

I'm waiting for all the tsunami jokes to come flooding in.

[Sad Panda]

I get it. q=

[Android #17]

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

....It's funny..xD

[Sad Panda]

That's one from FaceBook.

[Android #17]

I guess facebook makes a good joke(s)..

[Sad Panda]

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died?

Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.



So this guy walks into a bar. He ends up getting really drunk and taking home a highly promiscuous woman. They both die from AIDS.



So this Irish guy walks out of a bar.



An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

[Android #17]

I guess making fun out of sick people isn't too funny.

[Sad Panda]

It's only funny with anti-jokes. =3

[Insomnom]

So this Irish guy walks out of a bar.

That made my day and then some.

[Sad Panda]

My friend told me that one on the bus and I fell oout of my seat and onto the floor laughing.

[Yoho]

2 blondes walk into a bar.... OUCH.

[Genuine]

A Mexican and a Black Man are in a Car. Who's Driving?
The Cops.
(Mods, Feel Free to Delete this Post if it's a little Racist)

[I Merk]

I like my women the way i like my wine. 13 years old and locked in my basement.

I'm not sure if we're allowed to gravedig in this topic. If it's not allowed, sorry. :-X

[Sad Panda]

It's not gravedigging.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

[Drunk Mario]

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

This one I am about 99.999999999999999% sure NICK put on the Internet. (BELOW)

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.