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Started by Nick©, April 24, 2010, 09:39:46 PM

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April 24, 2010, 09:39:46 PM Last Edit: April 24, 2010, 09:42:25 PM by Nick©
Post funny jokes here. Make sure they're funny or you fail hardcore....


Lol Jokes


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Whats O. J. Simpsons Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.

Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two find awl yore miss takes.
--Brenden Hills

The countdown for Blitz is like counting down from infinity.

92% of the teenage population is listening to things such as rock, pop, and hip-hop. 8% is listening to things such as hardcore death metal. The 92% of you who listen to the things listed above- Conngratulations, you're normal! The 8% who listen to hardcore things- Congratulations you're not that normal!


dieknowsawr

#1
April 24, 2010, 09:48:08 PM
Um.. I already made one of these. ???


Nick©

#2
April 24, 2010, 09:54:15 PM
It is D-E-A-D! Lol, just post jokes. I want to be amused!!
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two find awl yore miss takes.
--Brenden Hills

The countdown for Blitz is like counting down from infinity.

92% of the teenage population is listening to things such as rock, pop, and hip-hop. 8% is listening to things such as hardcore death metal. The 92% of you who listen to the things listed above- Conngratulations, you're normal! The 8% who listen to hardcore things- Congratulations you're not that normal!


dieknowsawr

#3
April 24, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Fine, All the girls go to Justin Bieber's yard and ask him.
"Can you even get hard ?".


Pk0wnedall

#4
April 24, 2010, 10:47:23 PM
Quote from: dieknowsawr on April 24, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Fine, All the girls go to Justin Bieber's yard and ask him.
"Can you even get hard ?".
Lol Noob, Every chick thinks he's hot or cute and love him lol.

dieknowsawr

#5
April 24, 2010, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: Pk0wnedall on April 24, 2010, 10:47:23 PM
Quote from: dieknowsawr on April 24, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Fine, All the girls go to Justin Bieber's yard and ask him.
"Can you even get hard ?".
Lol Noob, Every chick thinks he's hot or cute and love him lol.

Stfu. And come online :).


Nick©

#6
April 24, 2010, 11:49:37 PM
That wasn't funny!!! >.<!!! Make me laugh!!!
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two find awl yore miss takes.
--Brenden Hills

The countdown for Blitz is like counting down from infinity.

92% of the teenage population is listening to things such as rock, pop, and hip-hop. 8% is listening to things such as hardcore death metal. The 92% of you who listen to the things listed above- Conngratulations, you're normal! The 8% who listen to hardcore things- Congratulations you're not that normal!


Nick©

#7
April 25, 2010, 01:54:48 PM Last Edit: April 25, 2010, 11:56:58 PM by Nick©
Lol, I liked that one. =)

Keep them coming!!


Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both black and white."This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,"Honey, God is both gay and straight."At this Little Johnny?s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but Im going to need your wife Claudia and a table." "Ok", says David and the guy gets on stage.He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and startsfucking her from behind. David is now very pissed off and says, "That isnt a trick!!!"The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies,"I know, its f*cking magic."
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two find awl yore miss takes.
--Brenden Hills

The countdown for Blitz is like counting down from infinity.

92% of the teenage population is listening to things such as rock, pop, and hip-hop. 8% is listening to things such as hardcore death metal. The 92% of you who listen to the things listed above- Conngratulations, you're normal! The 8% who listen to hardcore things- Congratulations you're not that normal!


Mia

#8
April 28, 2010, 03:41:47 AM
Quote from: Pk0wnedall on April 24, 2010, 10:47:23 PM
Quote from: dieknowsawr on April 24, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Fine, All the girls go to Justin Bieber's yard and ask him.
"Can you even get hard ?".
Lol Noob, Every chick thinks he's hot or cute and love him lol.
I think he looks like a straight baby gone wrong. :]

Nick©

#9
April 29, 2010, 11:04:29 PM
Lol, Mia.

I have another one that may seem sexist...


Womans' rights.
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two find awl yore miss takes.
--Brenden Hills

The countdown for Blitz is like counting down from infinity.

92% of the teenage population is listening to things such as rock, pop, and hip-hop. 8% is listening to things such as hardcore death metal. The 92% of you who listen to the things listed above- Conngratulations, you're normal! The 8% who listen to hardcore things- Congratulations you're not that normal!


Mia

#10
April 30, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
Why do squirrels swim on their backz?





A: To keep their nuts dry. *giggles*

Pk0wnedall

#11
April 30, 2010, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: Mia on April 30, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
Why do squirrels swim on their backz?





A: To keep their nuts dry. *giggles*
Lool, your the funniest person lol. Keep 'em coming.

Nick©

#12
April 30, 2010, 10:23:26 AM
Lol, ewwww. That's disgusting! I seem to like it when I have wet nuts, not dry....Peanuts that is.
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two find awl yore miss takes.
--Brenden Hills

The countdown for Blitz is like counting down from infinity.

92% of the teenage population is listening to things such as rock, pop, and hip-hop. 8% is listening to things such as hardcore death metal. The 92% of you who listen to the things listed above- Conngratulations, you're normal! The 8% who listen to hardcore things- Congratulations you're not that normal!


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