Tampered Quotes

[Krest I V]

Sometimes when I get bored during class I ask to leave to the bathroom. When I get to the bathroom I drop my pants and just j.o. about girls that I have class with that period

[Jake]

Coke bottels.... MMMMMMM

[nate]

I sometimes wish I was a girl

lol its just us 3... we are this bored lol

[Krest I V]

Coffee creamer

[Famoo]

I'm so poor, instead of toilet paper, I use egg shells to scrape the poop dangling from my bum, then after I'm done, I take tin foil and wrap the egg shells filled with poop and save them for Easter.

[Krest I V]

Some times I get off using a coke bottle. Don't ask me how, it just happens.

[Famoo]

I don't actually have my own room. I sleep in the kitchen.

[Jake]

Coffee with Xtra good stuff. TY.

[Famoo]

You have a brother? Can I have his number?

[nate]

I pooped and the toilet wouldnt flush  :o

[Wild]

I pooped next to the toilet.

[Famoo]

I don't have a toilet.

[Wild]

I smell like a toilet.

[Famoo]

I am a toilet.

[Jake]

What's a toilet?