Tampered Quotes

[nate]

Ok so here is how you play (this is just an example, only the end result should be posted):

1) take a quote from someone (it can contain anything)

Many of the testers have requested the ::switch command so that they can test out Ancient spells; we have now enabled it for all testers! 8)

2) erase everything in the quote

3) type whatever you want them to say!

Wow Nate, you are a genius for thinking of this game!

oh, stop it ryan, you are making me blush ;)

Rules
Nothing offensive or vulgar (essentially, follow the forum rules)
AND NO FLAMING. Remember this is just a game, simple teasing.

[Sora]

Wow Riku, you're the greatest pker I've ever seen!

Riku is the sexiest person ever.

[Krest I V]

Sometimes I fantasize about Brian  :-*  :-*  :-*

[Jake]

Sometimes I fantasise about Jake  :-*  :-*  :-*

[Krest I V]

I ain't got no #swagg

[Jake]

Jake has so much #Swag.

[Famoo]

I like to spread peanut butter all over my pubic hairs and then lick them clean.

[Krest I V]

Sometimes I trim my pubes and armpit hair, dip them in white paint, and glue them on my face so that I feel like Santa.

[nate]

I wish I had a penis

dangit... I think i did it wrong....

[Famoo]

My dildo is too small for my butt hole. Anyone want to share?

[Krest I V]

When I was 15 I broke my arms and my mom helped me masturbate because I couldn't do it myself

[Famoo]

I stole a tic-tac once.

[nate]

I have a tic-tac  :o

Btw the vulgar rule has already been broken haha. whatever just dont get too bad lolz

[Krest I V]

f*ck the police, all bets are off as far as rules go

There were rules?

[nate]

It's ok, I don't care about rules either. My porn is too occupying

lol that one that you did of me was actually really funny. I literally lolled haha  ;D ;D