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The way that business is done.

Started by Dug, August 08, 2011, 04:31:50 PM

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August 08, 2011, 04:31:50 PM Last Edit: August 08, 2011, 04:34:26 PM by Dug
A Dad and a Son are in the living room talking... after a extremely calm and long conversation.....
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then ok

Dad goes to Bill Gates

......Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok...!!

This is BUSINESS..
'Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.' - Dr. Martin Luther King
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â"Œâˆ©â"(●_●)â"Œâˆ©â"ï»¿ To all you nice pop song haters..

Jake

#1
August 08, 2011, 06:37:46 PM
Why didn't I think of this? It's so obvious!


M I K E

#2
August 09, 2011, 08:55:21 AM
Imagine if that worked lmfao...

Great business yea, and a great joke XD

Sora

#3
August 09, 2011, 11:46:56 AM
That is one smart way to solve a solution.  :D
Did you come up with this by yourself?  :o

Thrive

#4
August 09, 2011, 01:40:50 PM
God... I'd imagine that girl would be a spoiled brat. But then again, pussydontgottaface.

Anyways, good joke. It reminds me how the European Feudal System ran.


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Thrive is a legend at signatures.
Quote from: Vee Dub on September 10, 2010, 08:56:25 PM
A rare legend would be someone like Thrive and what not.
That makes me a Double Legend! <3

Quote from: Jake on June 26, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Oh, Right. You're a legendary Signature maker, Don't get me wrong  ::)
damn RIGHT.

About My Signatures: I have come to believe that signatures are something that need true care for, and can't be generated in two seconds. Also, I have come to believe that text hinders the true beauty of a signature. A signature is supposed to show a render and a background mixing together. Text takes the focus off of these two things, and can make a signature rather disgusting. Text can be in a signature if it is the main focus of it, but other than that, it should just be there as a watermark. This is my GFX philosophy.

Remember the legends: Mute, Cappz, Jazmen, Travis, Ryan, Wyatt, Mark, Cj, Aaron, Hassan,and Jack. You all have a place in my heart.

And then there's Brandon... Sh*t...

Dug

#5
August 09, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
Well, glad you all like this :P, and i saw it on a post on Facebook, so i decided to let you all have a  laugh with me = ).
If you guys want, go ahead and make a similar joke :D! Lets see what you've got = ).
'Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.' - Dr. Martin Luther King
Ryan, Jeremy, Jake, Jose, Kevin, Oscar, Wouter, Marcio, Andy, Alex, Alex[Kumkwat], Luke, Avery, Kyle, Mazen, Omar, Connor, Tyren, Amanda, Stephani, Maxi, Aaron, Jeremy(ramp), Sean, Ramón, Kevin(tom), Dylan, Ross, Bill, Maarten, RATMAN, COLESHOT, RYAN1, I HAZ BACKUP, White Angel,  ALL OF YOU ROCK THE WORLD AND MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE. Mo is what makes me feel.
My Skype username = Private! Get away :(
WSB trailer- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv84zmlFjQs



â"Œâˆ©â"(●_●)â"Œâˆ©â"ï»¿ To all you nice pop song haters..
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