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Whats O. J. Simpsons Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.
Um.. I already made one of these. ???
It is D-E-A-D! Lol, just post jokes. I want to be amused!!
Fine, All the girls go to Justin Bieber's yard and ask him.
"Can you even get hard ?".
Quote from: dieknowsawr on April 24, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Fine, All the girls go to Justin Bieber's yard and ask him.
"Can you even get hard ?".
Lol Noob, Every chick thinks he's hot or cute and love him lol.
Quote from: Pk0wnedall on April 24, 2010, 10:47:23 PM
Quote from: dieknowsawr on April 24, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Fine, All the girls go to Justin Bieber's yard and ask him.
"Can you even get hard ?".
Lol Noob, Every chick thinks he's hot or cute and love him lol.
Stfu. And come online :).
That wasn't funny!!! >.<!!! Make me laugh!!!
Lol, I liked that one. =)
Keep them coming!!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both black and white."This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,"Honey, God is both gay and straight."At this Little Johnny?s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but Im going to need your wife Claudia and a table." "Ok", says David and the guy gets on stage.He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and startsfucking her from behind. David is now very pissed off and says, "That isnt a trick!!!"The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies,"I know, its f*cking magic."
Quote from: Pk0wnedall on April 24, 2010, 10:47:23 PM
Quote from: dieknowsawr on April 24, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Fine, All the girls go to Justin Bieber's yard and ask him.
"Can you even get hard ?".
Lol Noob, Every chick thinks he's hot or cute and love him lol.
I think he looks like a straight baby gone wrong. :]
Lol, Mia.
I have another one that may seem sexist...
Womans' rights.
Why do squirrels swim on their backz?
A: To keep their nuts dry. *giggles*
Quote from: Mia on April 30, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
Why do squirrels swim on their backz?
A: To keep their nuts dry. *giggles*
Lool, your the funniest person lol. Keep 'em coming.
Lol, ewwww. That's disgusting! I seem to like it when I have wet nuts, not dry....Peanuts that is.