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I say something like "Bill gates is about to be hit by a bus" or anything like that, You say "Jesus would....."
Ill start us off!
Worldscape is being shut down by jagex, WHAT WOULD JESUS DO!?
Here's my answer:
Jesus would call Chuck Norris up.
What would Jesus do if the power rangers were coming.
Not exist. Simple as that.
Haha that's hilarious.
I'm not sure exactly how this works.. But I'll just ask a question.
What would Jesus do if Jeremy punted a baby?
Jesus would return it with a touchdown.
No question, because logically Jesus would do nothing.
I didn't know theoretical contradictions could do much of anything...Hmm...
What would Jesus do if their was war and thousands of innocent people died?
Hint: nothing.
Quote from: Zack on September 03, 2009, 08:36:08 PM
Jesus would return it with a touchdown.
Hahahahaha!!!!! WTF?! That's awesome!! Lmao, that's going in my signature.
What would Jesus do if triniboy kicked himself over the fence?
Quote from: Bri on September 13, 2009, 10:50:38 PM
What would Jesus do if triniboy kicked himself over the fence?
He would clap for me 8)
What would Jesus do if Ryan deleted Allgofree?
Gawd, he'd probably go all emo. Rofl, emo Jesus!
~Bri
What would jesus do? (The word 'jesus' doesn't deserve caps, imo)
Quote from: Volcanic Me on September 02, 2009, 09:42:38 PM
Not exist. Simple as that.
what would jesus do if all the noob's attacked him?
He'd say, "killing spree!" and one hit them all.
Quote from: Jeremy on September 04, 2009, 08:54:44 PM
I didn't know theoretical contradictions could do much of anything...Hmm...
What would Jesus do if their was war and thousands of innocent people died?
Hint: nothing.
LMFAO Jeremy, and its true
What would Jesus do if you were going to go to HELL?
Hmmmm...
Die for your sins maybe? ???
Quote from: aether on September 27, 2009, 03:10:35 PM
What would Jesus do if you were going to go to HELL?
Hmmmm...
Die for your sins maybe? ???
Reverse the effect and bring you to heaven.
For everyone who dosn't beilive Jesus existed.. there is Historical proof that there was a Public Figure Named Jesus and he was from Nazerath, They have documents of him teaching, ( Besides the Bible ) so...
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/historical-and-scientific-proof-of-jesus-faq.htm (http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/historical-and-scientific-proof-of-jesus-faq.htm)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus)
So my question what would Jesus do if he knew people didn't think he existed?
JESUS IS REAL They Have Enough Evidence To Sya That He Wallked This Earth. What People normally think is that Jesus Is The Son Of God And Relate To Him being "Gods Son". christians Beleive That Jesus Was God In Human Form (IM Doing Philosophy And Ethic Right Now So i Know ).
JESUS DID WOALK THIS EARTH. (Maybe not As Gods Son or God Himself)
what would jesus do if triniboy hit a women?
He would give trinibaby a jolly rancher.
What would Jesus do If Bill ate a whole cow?
What Would Jesus Do If... The Whole World Was Run by Mutating Zombies From A Cancer Cure That Went Wrong (Just Watched 28 Days/Weeks Later So Im All over Zombies) And Then The us Army Came And Starting Killing Alot Of people IN The Town Centre Dressed As jesus.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True Story.
Quote from: Delicious on October 10, 2009, 11:52:12 AM
He would give trinibaby a jolly rancher.
What would Jesus do If Bill ate a whole cow?
he would give bill another one.
Say he is greedy and then drown him on cow blood.
~Brianna
What would jesus do if world peace was acquired?
He would say; " Great job Bri!" and then give me a high five.
~Brianna
What would jesus do if he saw this thread?
Quote from: Coleshot1 on October 12, 2009, 05:05:23 PM
What would jesus do if he saw this thread?
kill ryan because jeremy is better :D ;D
What would jesus to if we helped others before ourselves?
Quote from: Delicious on October 12, 2009, 05:44:03 PM
What would jesus to if we helped others before ourselves?
he would steal cookies from triniboy and give them to us ;D
What would Jesus do if everyone shared everything equally and there was no "mine", "my", "his/hers"?
What would Jesus do if Volcanic Me was ip-banned? Unban him :(
Quote from: I pooN I on October 13, 2009, 01:05:09 AM
What would Jesus do if Volcanic Me was ip-banned? Unban him :(
no!!! he would threaten to kill jeremy for banning him until he unbanned him :-\
Quote from: drunk elmo on October 13, 2009, 09:32:44 AM
Quote from: I pooN I on October 13, 2009, 01:05:09 AM
What would Jesus do if Volcanic Me was ip-banned? Unban him :(
no!!! he would threaten to kill jeremy for banning him until he unbanned him :-\
Jeremy would use ::god to reverse the effect making him the creator of man kind.
Or he would simply die for all of our sins, since he is, in fact, our savior.
Quote from: Delicious on October 11, 2009, 03:25:57 PM
What would jesus do if world peace was acquired?
He'd freakin' laugh.
what would jesus do if bill was demoted?
Quote from: drunk elmo on October 15, 2009, 05:53:55 PM
what would jesus do if bill was demoted?
He would wonder... "whhhhyyyyiiii"
I like this game =)
What would jesus do first if he started playing WorldScape?
He would start screaming "WHERE THE CRAP IS MY ADMIN"
What would jesus do if he were on a deserted island?
Look for a Wi-Fi hotspot and keep playing WorldScape.
Quote from: Coleshot1 on October 19, 2009, 11:53:41 PM
I like this game =)
What would jesus do first if he started playing WorldScape?
He would get addicted and then hack jeremy and Ryan's username and say to them "hahahahahaahahahhahaha owned noobs!".
He would give Triniboy the power of light so he could whup his ass.
What would jeasus do if he met a hot guy?
He Would Make Love to Him And not Call Him back.
What Would Jesus Do If Dillon Offered Him Pot.
He would hog it all.
~Jack.
What would Jesus do if Ryan's life keeps conspiring against him?
im not sure if this is still up but, he wouldnt let blitz come out
what would jesus do if i ate my hand
He would eat your other hand!
Quote from: Volcanic Me on September 02, 2009, 09:42:38 PM
Not exist. Simple as that.
Jesus did exist, if he didn't then Christianity, Judaism, and Muslim(ism??) wouldn't be complete because in all of those religions he was a prophit. Judaism and Muslim(ism??) both beleive that different prophits were the son of god...
It was a joke. I just wanted to spark some controversy. xD
O well, contreversies are always fun!!
*zap* U all dead. See you in hell
what would jesus do if we all go to hell?