Short Jokes

[Sad Panda]

Just start throwing out any one liners or anti-jokes that you can think of that will make us laugh. If you need a little help you can go here for anti-jokes, and here for one liners.


Example of anti-joke:

Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.


Example of one liners:

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.



The first 45 posts will all be anti-jokes because this was an anti-joke topic before.

[Kryptonite]

Ok so what's the difference.. Ah.. I.. I can't.. it's too morally wrong.. :(

So wait the point of this is to post a bad joke or sick and twisted joke or something, right?

[Insomnom]

Really bad jokes. The ones that are just so stupid/bad that they're funny anyway.

[killstrike]

 il ike good joker i dont like bad jokes :)

[zokian]

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

I didn't make them up (:

[Sad Panda]

Zokian has the hang of it. As for the rest of you.... Oh, Jazmen understands it too. Kane might...

Why'd the little boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.

[I Merk]

What's the capital of England?
E.

[zokian]

Why was Mary upset?
She was involed in a severe car accident which resulted in the loss of both her legs and 3 fingers from her right hand. Her mum was also killed.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood?

Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747?

A pilot.

[Yoho]

Whats worse then a dead baby?  A pile of dead baby's. 

[Sad Panda]

What's worse than biting into an apple and seeing part of a worm?

Being raped by a mutant octopus.

[Bill]

Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.

[Yoho]

I like my whiskey the same way I like my women... 10 years old and locked in my basement.

[Sad Panda]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a lamborghini?

I don't have a lamborghini in my garage, closet, bathroom, basement, or kitchen.

[Kryptonite]

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

[Sad Panda]

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.