Corrupt a Wish

[Famoo]

Granted, but you rip out a fart whenever you do a rep.

I wish the next person is a magical Unicorn.

[I Merk]

Wish granted, but I'm a rapist.

I wish for a banana that talks.

[Jake]

Granted but the banana goes inside of your bum from time to time. No biggie though.

I wish for better music in the world.

[Famoo]

Granted, Bieber dies, but before he dies he comes to your house and does some voodoo magic to your ears, making you permanently deaf.

I wish there were elf villages in the forests in real life.

[Jarred]

Granted, but they're extremely aggressive and kill anything nearby.

I wish that I was in Skyrim, fighting noobs as a dragonborn!  8)

[Famoo]

Granted, but now you won't be able to play Worldscape because you're too busy fighting off dragons and shizz! Plus, I don't think they have internet in Skyrim yet.

I wish I was my own genie to grant myself wishes.

[nate]

granted, but your wishes are simple and only involve hurting yourself because you are the only "genie" that can grant your own wishes.
I wish my dog wouldn't chew up everything..

[Famoo]

Granted, but now your dog will sneak into your bed every night and chew on your wiener.

I wish Worldscape had a giant genie boss that whenever defeated, drops its magical lamp that allows the user to be granted a single wish with no limits.

[dieknowsawr]

Granted, but it's in a glitched spot where no one can attack it.

I wish my phone wasn't so shitty.