What Do You Wish Your Name Was?

[Nickâ„¢]

What do you wish your name was? Post your full real name (first{s},middle{s}, last{s}) and the full name (first{s}, middle{s}, last{s}) you wish you had.

Real full name

Nick
Robert
Nitti

Name I wish I had
Nico
Mohammed-Ali
MacGruber
Bobert
Tyrone
Bradgelina
Dirty Sanchez
Obamaniqua
Snake-Eyezzz
Kaká
Malcom X
OJ "The Juice" Simpson
Quincy-Jones
Mista-Boss
Jabba-Wakke
Buddah
Nitti

*Mute Edit*
Names like 'Hitler' ain't really appropriate on these forums.
K?

[Pain killer]

1. Ben dover.
2. Teresa green.
& lastly Zezima.

[Nickâ„¢]

Lol, I'd shoot myself before having my name changed to Zezima...

[Coleshot1]

Mathew-Cole-don'twantyoutofindmyfacebookings. Lol. (BTW don't call me Matt, that's my dad's name..)
Wish my name could be Kota, Luneth, Fablis (Faybliss), or Yuuno(Youknow). No last/first name FTW.
And...Zezima? o_O   Even Zezima would commit suicide if that was his real name.  :P

[Mia]

:I my real name is Caitlyn Allen

i wish it was Mia Ellice.  (ellice is my muddle name)

[dieknowsawr]

ROSS!

[Nickâ„¢]

I was told to put Hitler on there, lol. It's harmless enough. My classmates voted on my middle names for when I grew up and I threw out about 100 middle names I'd like and took the ones with over 5 votes. (Hitler won with over 120 votes!)

[Joker]

CURRENT NAME:Tony Detchard.
MY ISLAMIC NAME: Mohammed  Khaled.
Wished names:
~Martin
~leo
~David
~Macbeth

[Nickâ„¢]

That was you??

[HotMax123]

I wanna be max macgruber darkstar lauser
inseat of max steven lauser

[Joker]

Btw nick,why do you want to name your self as our old king in Egypt AKA Mohammed Ali. ???

[Nickâ„¢]

King of Egypt....? He is a famous boxer in the USA.... I just think it's a cool name though. His original name is Cassius Clay which is also cool.