omg!!!!!!!!1

[thursday9000]

oh my god i know this sounds really dumb but im only 11 i found the girl i love on facebook i sent a friend request i dont know if she likes me and i want to ask her out!!!!!!!! im too scared! i always fail what do i say!???

[Joker]

Say that:I WANNA **** YOU
:)
lol jk ofc...well talk about diff. things at last b4 she goes home or something like that say that you love her and kisses,lmfaooooooo! :D

[thursday9000]

that would make her think im a creep...

[Joker]

Creep?
Hmm...dude ask wouter he's perfect at those stuffi haven't ever gone out with a girl,lmfao....
well,when your goin out with her?

[thursday9000]

dude my problem is what do i say to make her be my girlfriend

[Joker]

w\e ask a high experienced person. :)

[thursday9000]

your "lucky" because you don't know what it's like to be rejected even more unanswerd...

[shelly]

well thursday... just calm down and be really nice this is what i like from guys,
-their nice
-caring
-respectful
-full of love
just ask her but be kind and nice to her i bet she will like you unless shes a person that likes looks :\

[thursday9000]

theres a diferent version...

[Drunk Mario]

keep it appropriate program.. And just be nice and be cool. Don't studder when you talk.

[Nick©]

Walk up to her and say "Listen, ummmm, can I have yo numba?" she is forced by law to give you her full number.

[thursday9000]

what number?

[Nick©]

HER PHONE NUMBER!!! STUPID!!!

[thursday9000]

she doesnt have to most likely she wont and i wont say " oh you have to its a law" idiot.

[Nick©]

It's called a joke, and by the way it's the ultimate pickup line. Other than this...

YOU: Did you know guys think with their dicks?
HER: Yeah...
YOU: Wanna blow my mind?

I've gotten so many girls with the first one, and it works about 75% of the time. The second one has gotten me about 15 girls and works 100% of the time. I don't use the second one as much because I don't want other to steal it and have all the girls hear it...