some funny jokes

[bobo]

guys heres some funny stuff i came up with and read in books please post yours if you want..... :D



a married man walks in to confession and the priest sais what did you do he sais i had an afair sort of the preist asks what do you mean sort of...?
he sais well we rubbed against each other
the preist sais rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in
the man sais sorry father
so the preist sais say 5 hail marys and put some money in the money box for the poor before you leave
the man sais thank you father and walks up to the confession box before he leaves and rubs him self against it
then he walks to the door the preist said sir you didnt put anything in he said no but i rubbed against it and you said thats the same as putting it in.....  :D

[lollol]

Here Is A Dirty One

What Does The Bra Tell The Hat ?

You Go In The Front And Ill Lift Those Two  ;D

[Purity]

nice jokes =p

[bobo]

this one nots soo funny but i thought,mehh what the hell...

a man walks in to a bar with a pig in his hands the bartender sais wow sir where did you get that the pig sais i won him in a raffle  ;D

respect to you worldscape[/glow]
this is dont no 8)

[God Colin]

Blonde Joke (i youst to have blonde hair so i have rights.)

What's the difference between a blonde and butter?

Don't soam htis topiv spam my Private message trying to figure out the answer and i'll tell you it but if you share it you'll be hated, and know as a two faced and traitor.