FML

[Banjo Hick]

Go to http://www.fmylife.com/ and look through for your favorite one then post it here... this was a game, but then it kind of ended.. so im bringing it back... and.... START!!!!!!!


Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

[Voltimolt]

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML


LOL!!

[Banjo Hick]

i saw that on there when i was on earlier

Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML