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The dissing game!!!! YOU GUS DISS AND I'LL GRADE THEM

Started by HotMax123, November 08, 2009, 02:27:55 PM

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November 08, 2009, 02:27:55 PM Last Edit: November 10, 2009, 08:25:02 AM by HotMax123
Rules: 1. no swearing
2. yo mamma jokes must be appropriote
3.  you must post in this format
so and so disses
and then i'll grade it
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Sir Tor

#1
November 08, 2009, 03:46:05 PM
Quote from: HotMax123 on November 08, 2009, 02:27:55 PM
Rules: 1. no swearing
2. yo mamma jokes must be appropriote
3.  you must post in this format
so and so disses /quote/
and then i'll grade it

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
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HotMax123

#2
November 08, 2009, 08:21:18 PM
pretty good B+
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Drunk Mario

#3
November 08, 2009, 08:40:07 PM
Quote from: Sir Tor on November 08, 2009, 03:46:05 PM
Quote from: HotMax123 on November 08, 2009, 02:27:55 PM
Rules: 1. no swearing
2. yo mamma jokes must be appropriote
3.  you must post in this format
so and so disses /quote/
and then i'll grade it

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...


Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911".

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so poor she has to drive on the sidewalks.

like them?? please rate all int he order they are in.(1=A+ 2=..etc)


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#4
November 08, 2009, 09:32:28 PM
Quote from: drunk elmo on November 08, 2009, 08:40:07 PM
Quote from: Sir Tor on November 08, 2009, 03:46:05 PM
Quote from: HotMax123 on November 08, 2009, 02:27:55 PM
Rules: 1. no swearing
2. yo mamma jokes must be appropriote
3.  you must post in this format
so and so disses /quote/
and then i'll grade it

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...


Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911".

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so poor she has to drive on the sidewalks.

like them?? please rate all int he order they are in.(1=A+ 2=..etc)
1= B-
2=C=3= B=
4=c=
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Zack1

#5
November 10, 2009, 04:39:27 AM
You momma so fat they gave her 2 area codes.

HotMax123

#6
November 10, 2009, 08:25:34 AM
A+!
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Banjo Hick

#7
November 10, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Yo mama so old here birth certificate is in hyrogliphics
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, Chicago, L.A....
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.




YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT YOURS WERE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

HotMax123

#8
November 10, 2009, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: banjo hick on November 10, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Yo mama so old here birth certificate is in hyrogliphics
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, Chicago, L.A....
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.



YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT YOURS WERE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
so funny I cried magnificent work A+!
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Dug

#9
November 12, 2009, 05:10:21 PM
Yo mama is so fat in the morning when she was wearing her yellow rancoat the kids thought she was the school bus
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#10
November 12, 2009, 07:16:26 PM
Dug, i came up with that but um if it was yours A+
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ilovemofawck

#11
November 26, 2009, 09:14:27 PM
Yo mama is like a turtle; everytime she's on her back, she gets fucked.


Lol. xD.

HotMax123

#12
November 28, 2009, 10:33:56 AM
really, thats kinda sad. d+
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ilovemofawck

#13
November 28, 2009, 07:43:02 PM
Because you don't get it, child.

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