Corrupt a Wish

[Famoo]

This is a simple game for devious minds.

The game goes exactly the way you would think it would: The first person makes a wish, then the second person grants that wish but also corrupts it, then makes their own wish.

For example:

Person A:  I wish for the ability to fly!

Person B: Granted, but you have no legs.
                I wish I had $1,000,000!

Person C: Granted, but it looks like monopoly money, so nobody actually accepts it.
                I wish I could breathe fire!

And so on.

(Please do not make a wish that totally breaks the game, like saying "I wish that my wishes can never be corrupted ever again! Mwahahaha!")


I'll start us off:
I wish for a pizza!

[nate]

Granted, but its a special pizza from a certain type of movie genre, and theres more than one type of sausage in there  :o.

I wish I could kill everyone on facebook who says "tbh"

[Famoo]

Granted, but then they all turn into ghosts and haunt you for the rest of your life by whispering "tbh you're (insert insult here) into your ear while you're in jail (cause you just killed them you crazy son of a *****).

I wish for the worlds largest TV screen.

[Jarred]

Granted, but the screen is permanently black.  ;)
I wish for world peace.

[nate]

Granted, Everyone is brain dead and incapable of any distinction between physical characteristics of others.

I wish I could go to sleep

[Desolate]

Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I was famous.  :D

[Famoo]

Granted, but you're famous for licking doggy butt.

I wish for a pet rock that talks.

[Desolate]

Granted, but your pet rock can only curse at you and mutter death threats.

I wish for money trees (literally).

[Famoo]

Granted, but a bunch of anacondas live in the trees.

I wish McDonald's was healthy.

[Rex]

Granted, but everything you buy there has been raised cost.
I wish for a donkey.

[Kryptonite]

Granted, but the donkey is dead when he is delivered to your house, then comes back from the dead at night when you sleep and leads a herd of deadly spiders into your bed to crawl into your nose and make a web in your brain.

I wish for a giant rock of pumice.

[lollol]

Granted, but your giant rock of pumice doesn't float in water.

I wish if I had my own castle.

[nate]

Granted, but your giant rock of pumice doesn't float in water.

I wish if I had my own castle.

granted, but its a kiddy castle and you are forced to squeeze into it

[Kryptonite]

You didn't wish.

[nate]

oh crap you're right lol. my bad.

I wish I was the NEW PUMICE KING