Corrupt a Wish

[Kryptonite]

Wish granted, but now I'm the pumice lord so I demote you to pumice slave to go fetch the pumice lord more pumice rocks.

I wish I had some damn kfc.

[Famoo]

Granted, but whenever you take a bite out of your KFC, a black man comes out of no where and slaps you.

I wish Superman was my best friend.

[nate]

wish granted, but now yall are more than friends and he splits you in half during sex.

I wish the next person who grants my wish is ryan!

[Famoo]

Granted! The next person to grant your wish will be Ryan, but once he begins to grant your wish, he instantly dies!  ;)

I wish everyone turned into a clown.

[happyguy3216]

Granted but we are clowns that are creepy and haunt you in your dreams.

I wish for a man to follow me around and hand me cash for anything i wanted that was out of his pocket. He will also wipe my butt apon request and eat it if i tell him to.

[nate]

granted, but the money is fake and he does more than wipe and eat your butt as a rapist.

I wish I didn't have to take finals today....

[Famoo]

Granted! You don't HAVE to. You can just not go and get your F, but then of course you get an F.  :o

I wish for the ability to walk through walls/objects at will!

[James]

Granted! You don't HAVE to. You can just not go and get your F, but then of course you get an F.  :o

I wish for the ability to walk through walls/objects at will!

Granted, but after every wall you walk through an elephant comes from behind and penetrates you.

I wish for tacos.

[Famoo]

Granted, but they're 100 year old pink tacos that have never been washed if you know what I mean. ;)

I wish for the bat-mobile for my 18th birthday.

[Jarred]

Granted, but as soon as you receive it, the self destruct sequence initiates destroying everything!  :'(
I wish that the X-men mutation became reality and I was able to teleport.  8)

[nate]

granted, but you also get hunted down by the government and imprisoned in a non-teleporting cage for life.

I wish that I had all 135 stats!

[Famoo]

Granted, but then your account gets deleted, and another one is made with the same name and with the same exact stats as you have right now.  :o

I wish you all called me Famoo the Fabulous.

[nate]

granted but you can never log in-game because your name is longer than 12 characters!

I wish worldscape had 1,000+ players

[Famoo]

Granted, but they're all bots.

I wish I had a bottle of pure, clean spring water that never ran out.

[Kryptonite]

Wish granted but you can only open the bottle with your anus, and the cap has some really damn sharp metal edges.

I wish I could bench 69 tons.