Tampered Quotes

[Wild]

I hug a toilet.

[Jake]

I love Jake.

[nate]

I drink so much drunk i am beer

[Famoo]

My bum smells like my dad's wiener for some reason.  :o

[Krest I V]

Tell me if I'm out of line here, but something about a woman lying in a pool of her own blood just gets me in the mood...

[Famoo]

Let me get back to you after I'm done playing fire-fighter with my puppet down south.

[I Merk]

I'm running out of socks, they've all gone hard.

[Krest I V]

All my children have crusted over at the bottom of my sock.

[Famoo]

Where do you get socks?

[Kryptonite]

You guys suck at this lol these aren't even close to the original quotes. (Someone edit this one to make it funny)

[Sora]

I shop for ladies' underwear when I go to Macy's  ::)

[Kryptonite]

Omg you still suck lol. The point is to edit a few words, not the entire thing. But yeah, I do. And I try to find used ones first.

[Krest I V]

ily Ashley

[Kryptonite]

Hey Bre is it cool if you me and your friend do I threesome? I wanna do it is a threesome so it's not considered cheating on you, and I really wanna f*ck the shit out of your best friend.

[Krest I V]

I saw we just double team Jessica and move on with our lives