One Liners

[Sad Panda]

Throw out any one liners that you have. Obviously it can be more than one line. It can be any kind of joke, but try to keep it somewhat clean. Dirty comedy isn't always funny comedy.

[Sad Panda]

The best midget jokes are the short ones.

[Joker]

I prayed to God for a car, but I soon found out that He doesn't work that way. Instead, I stole a car and begged for His forgiveness.

Lmfao.

[ratman3]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

*I know this is a little crude, but still...*

[Sad Panda]

Lock this please. I combined this with Anti-Jokes so we can just keep all the short jokes to one topic instead of cluttering the area.